Why Me?

Every once in a while, random, weird, and oddly sexual things happen to me...

For instance, several months ago, some coworkers and I went to lunch, and when we got our numbers to go on the table, they had numbers close in range...like 23 and 26...wanna know what number I got???

Yeah, I was kinda upset lol...

Well, tonight, I'm trying to sign up for Hairlista.com and I get to the section where I'm filling out my email and password.  I have to do a captcha thingy,  and I get the weirdest words...

really?   Why me?  It's like I have a slightly perverted guardian angel that makes sure these things happen...