I should have known the day would turn out less than pleasant when I arrived at the facility and realized that I wasn't told where to go. So I went to my doctor's office, and they directed me to registration...oh, and they also told me that my appointment was at 1pm when my letter clearly stated noon. Ordinarily, that wouldn't be a big deal to me, but I had been fasting since midnight, and I was already feeling lightheaded and irritable.
So I get up to the GI lab about 45 minutes early, and I clearly hear them state that they won't take me back because there was another appointment before mine, but the guy hadn't even registered yet. (for some reason, most places only have one person trained in esophageal motility tests...) Just as I started to get pissed about the whole situation, they took me back.
They took my vitals, history, and the nurse began to set up for the procedure...
Now, if you don't know what a manometry entails...lemme brief you...
- Normally, your nostril and throat are numbed to allow passage of the catheter through the nose into the esophagus
- The tube is passed slowly while taking several swallows
- Once it reaches the stomach, several measurements are taken...no swallowing allowed
- The tube is then pulled out until it's pressure reading points are in the right place for the test...no swallowing allowed
- If you're lucky, you'll only have to do 10 wet swallows on command...without swallowing between the commanded swallows
- After 10 good swallows are recorded, they sloooooooooowly pull the tube out to get more measurements
That's pretty much how it's supposed to go, but I did not have that experience today. I already hate this procedure because I had one last year and it was very unnerving and unpleasant. Well, at least they numbed me last year...
I had to swallow that damn tube with no local anesthesia. She gets the tube in. I lie back and was supposed to take a deep breath in and out. I do this three times and she says the tube is depressed and must be curling up in my esophagus. She pulls it out some and tries to reposition it...I take the deep breath again and same results. I'm told that I will have to go to x-ray to see why it's not going in. She leaves the room to arrange this and comes back to tell me that the room is occupied and that there is something urgent happening that she's needed for. She asked if I wanted her to remove the tube. Ummm...yes, please. She's out of the room for what felt like an hour. I don't really know how long it was, I just know that I was relieved.
I almost cried when she came back into the room. Now, at this point, she tells me that if she can't get it down and x-ray doesn't help her guide it, that the doctor will have to do it at a later date. UGH. We try it for a third time, and she says it's still curled. She and I have to walk down the hall to the fluoroscopy lab...her holding the tube that's still in me...double UGH...
The radiology techs get there and we find out that the tube is actually in my stomach. WTF. 10cm of it was curled up in my stomach...not my esophagus...she said that normally she can feed the tube in 60cm...for me, it was 50. wtf ever.
Let me add that having the catheter in is very uncomfortable. You can feel it the whole time. Swallowing was painful and frequent due to the excess saliva caused by having a foreign object down my throat. My nostril was on fire and hurting and I could taste blood. My esophagus spasms frequently so the tube occasionally moved due to my body trying to ingest it lol...*cries*
We finally get to the measurement part of the test and you are not allowed to swallow. This is very difficult because your mouth WILL fill up with so much saliva that you will either swallow, vomit, or choke on it. I must have swallowed 5 times...and never swallowed the saliva...it was just the reflex.
The 10 swallows wasn't too bad. She was able to see that I continue to have contractions long after the initial swallow. We did two or three extra swallows and that was that. Now, I wasn't prepared for what she told me next. She said that she would pull the tube out slowly (understatement) and once the sensors were placed at the upper esophageal sphincter, I would have to take 3 more swallows. UMMM.....
She pulled that tube out cm by cm...and once she got towards the end, it was half cm. I almost freaked out. The bottom of the catheter tube is metal and plastic sensors and it's rigid. I actually groaned and gagged at that point and she begged me to stop swallowing because it was important. Yeah, ok....like I'm trying to be difficult...I'm pretty sure my body doesn't want to vomit and it's trying to swallow the tube to prevent that...but whatever...I try to go to my happy place but that shit doesn't work and I start to squirm and shake...next thing I know she's giving the the water for the 3 swallows and she pulls that tube out.
Lawd I was so happy. She kept offering me something to drink. I just wanted to go home. I almost ran outta that place. And I had a banana waiting in the car for my hunger.
When I got home, I was so traumatized. I had to sleep. I woke up to a sore nose and throat. Now, I can't breath out of that nostril...oh, and did I mention I have chronic sinusitis? Not happy. But it is over. And I won't lie when I say this, I will refuse this test in the future...especially if they won't numb the nostril or if the facility doesn't have newer equipment.
The test is already very unpleasant. There's no need to make it worse.