I'm a perv now, apparently...

bastids

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Why me? Why would this even be possible?

On a day where nothing goes right, shit that makes absolutely no sense tends to happen.

WHY would it be possible and/or necessary to lock a microwave? WHY would someone even do this to the shared microwave at work?

I'm pissed.

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Run, Mascara! Run!

I don't have to tell it to because that's exactly wtf it does.   I never had this problem when I was using the Maybelline Double Extend.   And when I say never, I mean it.  That mascara didn't budge until I used wipes at the end of the day to remove it.

Now, every other one that I use leaves me looking like a damn raccoon.  Now, I love raccoons, but I do not want to look like one.

I just read that anything that I use prior to doing my eyes could cause my lashes to become to slick for the mascara to cling to.  Is that why I see chicks doing their eyes first, then proceeding with the rest of the face?  I thought they were crazy...but I guess the jokes on me because I look like I've been in a fight all day long.  

Medical updates

My follow-up visit with the nurse practitioner was this morning.

Ready for the results?

Everything came back normal...with the exception of my T-cell count which was pretty high...and other random blood abnormalities that I consistently have.

What's next, you ask? Well, Monday morning I am having another upper endoscopy to do cultures and sensitivity testing...the yeast is apparently still there...I believe she saw patches on my tongue still.

Then, in two weeks I have to have a CT scan of my chest to make sure I don't have thymoma THEN I go see an oncologist because there are no immune disorder specialists in THE area...and they deal with most of the immune disorders here.

Ready for the finale? I have to have a colonoscopy around the beginning of November. Lawd.

I was assured that they would get to the bottom of whatever was going on. I'm really not accustomed to that kind of treatment from doctors.

I must say that I'm really happy about not getting bad news the day before my birthday, but it's still very frustrating.

I really love everybody in that office.

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Hey, those medical records are mine!!!!!

Since last Monday, I have been calling all of my doctors trying to obtain my medical records for my personal use.  

Out of the three that I called, only one returned my call....personally.   Thank you, Dr. Degatur.   My results were in my mailbox on Friday when I got home from work.

Another finally called me back today...only to tell me that the lady that works in Medical Records is out until Monday.

The other?   Yeah, I think I might have to take a trip tomorrow.  

I don't understand it.   How hard is it to return a phone call?   You work in records.   That's your job.   WTF are you doing all day that you end up neglecting patients and possibly doctors...or anybody that needs access to medical records?

I gave the tramps the benefit of the doubt.   They might be swamped.  But yeah....Today is like day 9.   You couldn't find the time to call me back in nine days?   You just ignored all the messages I left?  

Please don't make me come to that office...

Why Me?

Every once in a while, random, weird, and oddly sexual things happen to me...

For instance, several months ago, some coworkers and I went to lunch, and when we got our numbers to go on the table, they had numbers close in range...like 23 and 26...wanna know what number I got???

Yeah, I was kinda upset lol...

Well, tonight, I'm trying to sign up for Hairlista.com and I get to the section where I'm filling out my email and password.  I have to do a captcha thingy,  and I get the weirdest words...

really?   Why me?  It's like I have a slightly perverted guardian angel that makes sure these things happen...